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”God has stopped creating Dinosaur and Pretty women,” says team leader of Robots a NUST university robot team and proud maker of Pretty Woman Beta.
Powered by Intel Hardcore processor, 36DD R RAM and really really Hard drive. Pretty Woman comes with disposable casing with one night stand and with specially designed Blue Ray eyes PW is able to detect user’s Leaning Tower of Pisa through his pants.
This Michelle Obama faced robot don’t have what every woman has, but nice cleavage though. Pretty can do what every other woman does like household chores etc. It can also do what every woman does in privacy, but later claim they don’t, but they Do (I have HD quality video of these sinful acts).
Team Roboobs with PW did participate in Tokyo robot marathon but failed to impress anyone except Honda Asemo Robot, who leaked his oil when Pretty Woman bowed to crowd and accidentally dropped its below the belt casing.
Renowned robot critique and Editor of Monthly Period says ”In future men who have chronic problem of Green House Gas will love to have this eco friendly low emission girlfriend; disappointed men will be able to break ozone layer with their Hanging Garden of Babylon.” He further said, ”A little effort could transform this tin foil Nelson Mandella into Victoria’s Secret Angel, what PW needs a buxom silicon implant and a couple of few holes.”
