Pretty Woman Robots

In order to overcome the scarcity of beautiful girls in the country Pakistani students unveiled their first homnoid robot -Pretty Woman or PW.
”God has stopped creating Dinosaur and Pretty women,” says team leader of Robots a NUST university robot team and proud maker of Pretty Woman Beta.
Powered by Intel Hardcore processor, 36DD R RAM and really really Hard drive. Pretty Woman comes with disposable casing with one night stand and with specially designed Blue Ray eyes PW is able to detect user’s Leaning Tower of Pisa through his pants.
This Michelle Obama faced robot don’t have what every woman has, but nice cleavage though. Pretty can do what every other woman does like household chores etc. It can also do what every woman does in privacy, but later claim they don’t, but they Do (I have HD quality video of these sinful acts).
Team Roboobs with PW did participate in Tokyo robot marathon but failed to impress anyone except Honda Asemo Robot, who leaked his oil when Pretty Woman bowed to crowd and accidentally dropped its below the belt casing.
Renowned robot critique and Editor of Monthly Period says ”In future men who have chronic problem of Green House Gas will love to have this eco friendly low emission girlfriend; disappointed men will be able to break ozone layer with their Hanging Garden of Babylon.” He further said, ”A little effort could transform this tin foil Nelson Mandella into Victoria’s Secret Angel, what PW needs a buxom silicon implant and a couple of few holes.”

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Pyaare Afzal going to tremor Indian Audience from 17 June 2015

New Dehli- (Entertainment Desk) Super hit drama serial "Pyaare Afzal" is going to hit Indian Box office from 17 June 2015 on Zee Zindagi.According to sources ZEE NETWORK has bought Drama serial Pyaare Afzal from ARY Digital at approximately $5.3 million.
Pyaare Afzal was super hit drama serial from ARY DIGITAL which has broken all previous record of Pakistani Drama industry.
Hamza Ali Abbasi as AFZAL while Aiza Khan as FARAH IBRAHIM are main lead roles in the serial.
Main scene which has gone viral about drama was AFZAL death in the end like DEVDAS.
 

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Hamza Ali Abbasi insulted by followers on Facebook

Karachi- APP Hamza Ali Abbasi who think he is over smart posted a controversial status on his page about Quran verses on music.His followers totally ruined him by calling him mad,crazy and drunk.One person predicted now after getting insult from followers , He will post a status where he 'll apologized for that status and will say his account was hacked bla bla bla.

Hmaza Ali Abbasi Controversial Facebook status about Quran

Here are some interesting insulting comments by Hamza's followers on facebook.

 

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BOL launched in association with Humari News

Pakistan upcoming so called no.1 Channel has been launched.Telecast its 1st bulletin with National Anthem theme. Main thing which goes viral on social media is its logo which is quite similar to CIA logo.

BOL logo is similar to CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) logo

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Cricketer Sarfaraz Ahmed Wedding

Mahajiristan - Famous Cricketer Sarfaraz Ahmed tied knot with Syeda Khusbakht here in Karachi.Media didn't cover this story due to prevailing hot AXACT Fake degree scandal.However Team Humari News congratulates Sarfaraz on his first Marital life.

Sarfaraz Ahmed with her wife Syeda Khushbakht

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PM Axact & BOL network addressing Nation

Prime Minister of Axact Group Mr Shoaib Ahmed Shaikh addressing Pakistani nation over Fake Degree allegations.

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VFONE is ending - WTF PTCL

PTCL (Pakistan Telecommunication Company Limited ) is shutting down its Vfone services all over Pakistan from May 2015.Mostly Vfone users are old customer of Ptcl.They have used their fucking Landline prior and after getting worse services like line dead, distortion in line and expensive calls they moved towards CDMA service of Ptcl which "WAS" Vfone.

World is advancing towards 5G 6G and in Pakistan we are rolling back towards stone-age by using landline services of PTCL.

If you ask from PTCL why they are shutting operation of V Wireless phone, they will give you lame excuse of "Security Reason" .If it is this than Mobile Network should block on priority and every Cellular network should close its operation in Pakistan due to Security threat through Mobile Phones.Mobile phones are using for Bomb Blast and also using for giving threat to get ransom money.


Vfone was proven economical for many household.It was prepaid connection, anyone can load its CDMA upto Rs.20 - 1000.But if you want to use Ptcl landline you should 've to pay atleast Rs.250 whatever in the name of line rent or package charges.

PTCL is calling its Vfone subscribers through 051-1236 and offering free of cost replacement of landline with same Vfone number plus free installation of 2 MB internet with 10GB downloading at 500 / month.
But lot of customers who moved towards Landline are complaining that PTCL has issued them new number while on complaining via helpline now PTCL customer care department is saying Vfone number can't be alot on landline.Ptcl is making its customer fool.Although many customers are claiming that they have launched many complains but got no positive feedback.

In the end I want to say "PTCL YOU SUCK" !

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Samsung Galaxy S6 launched in Pakistan by Daraz.pk

Karachi (humari Tech) Famous online shopping site Daraz.pk launched Samsung Galaxy S6 in collaboration with Voda Com (VC Mobile) .Ceremony was held in PC hotel where celebrities from Television and film world were present. Fawad Khan - Brand Ambassador of Samsung Mobile in subcontinent was chief guest of the show.

Samsung organized lucky draw where T-Shirts, wrist watches and especially Samsung Galaxy S6 was given to winners through draw at the end of the ceremony.Fawad Khan distributed prizes among winners.

Fawas Khan giving Samsung S6 mobile and T-shirt to winner of lucky draw

Record 10,000 + online orders received from customers right after launch of Samsung Galaxy S6 Gold in just 5 minutes. 

Samsung Galaxy S6 - SM-G920F - 32GB is available in White, Black and in Gold color.

Television's famous actress Ayeza Khan signed contract for advertisement of Samsung Galaxy S6 Gold. 

VISIT http://www.daraz.pk/samsung-galaxy-s6-sm-g920f-32gb-gold-brand-warranty-141630.html to book your order NOW

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Wordpress blocked in Pakistan just to promote Blogger

Pakistan Telecom Authority (PTA) banned WordPress in Pakistan just to promote Blogger a competitor of WordPress.According to our sources PTA asked a handsome money from WordPress for giving him license to work in Pakistan.

WordPress to Blogger

Pakistan ranked upon 4th according to usage of WordPress for websites and for Blogging.

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Sarfaraz Ahmed will be new captain for Pakistan Cricket Team - Sources

Melbourne - After losing Quarter final from Australia on their homeland , career of two cricketing giants Misbah and Afridi came to end. Afridi who seemed to be most destructive batsman in history of Cricket will remain in hearts of cricketing fans.Everyone is asking for next Captain for Pakistan team as both Captain and Vice Captain has been retired and slot is empty.

Currently no one is in the remarkable form to fill this gap.Previously Ahmed Shahzad and Umar Akmal were strong candidates for becoming head of the team but both of them failed to satisfy fans from their performance in the World Cup 2015.

Sarfaraz Ahmed on his Debut Century in Test

 Now everyone is hoping SARFARAZ AHMED (wicket Keeper) becoming next Captain for cricket team.Sarfaraz also has proven successfully his knot as Captain when he leads his team to become U-19 World Champion in 2006.Aamir Sohail also named Sarfaraz Ahmed to be stronger candidate for Captain of Pakistan Cricket Team. 

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Similarities between Pakistan’s 1992 and 2015 Cricket World Cup

Pakistan have won its only Cricket World Cup in 1992 under the captain-ship of the great Imran Khan. The event was co-hosted by Australia and New Zealand. The 2015th edition of the biggest cricket event is again happening in these countries and when more than half pool matches have been finished, it seems like the history is repeating in favor of Pakistan. Find out 12 similarities between Pakistan’s 1992 and 2015 Cricket World Cup;
1: Prime Minister of Pakistan
In 1992, Mr. Nawaz Sharif was the Prime Minister of Pakistan. Surprisingly, once again, Mr. Nawaz Sharif is the Prime Minister of Pakistan in 2015.

2: Pakistan lost initial two pool matches
In 1992, Pakistan lost its initial two pool matches. Once again, Pakistan lost its initial two matches in 2015.
3: Pakistan won its first pool match against Zimbabwe
In 1992, Pakistan won its first pool match against Zimbabwe. Once again, Pakistan has won its first match against Zimbabwe.
4: Venue:
The 1992 Cricket World Cup was co hosted by Australia and New Zealand. Once again, the event is co-hosted by these two countries.
5: Age of Captain
In 1992, Imran Khan was the captain of Pakistan Cricket Team who was playing his last World Cup at the age 40. Now in 2015, the captain Misbah ul Haq is playing is last World Cup and at the age of 40.

6: Two Leg Spinners:
In 1992, Pakistan squad included two leg spinners,Mushtaq Ahmad and Iqbal Sikandar. Once again, the Pakistani squad includes two leg spinners, Shahid Afridi and Yasir Shah.

7: Middle Order Batsman
In 1992, the middle order batsman Inziamam Ul Haq who played an important role in Pakistan victories was from Multan. Once again, in 2015, our middle order batsman whose batting style resembles with Inzimam ul Haq, belongs from Multan.

8: Opening Batsman
In 1992, our opening bastman Ramiz Raja was from Lahore. Once again, in 2015, our opener Ahmad Shahzad belongs from Lahore.

9: Captain City
In 1992, the then captain of Pakistan Cricket team was from Mianwali. Once again, the Pakistan captain Misbah ul Haq is from Mianwali.

10: Left Arm Fast Bowlers
In 1992, left arm fast bowler Wasim Akram was leading Pakistan’s bowling attack. Once again, in 1992, we are playing with attacking left arm fast bowlers Mohammad Irfan, Rahat Ali and Wahab Riaz.

11: Months of World Cup
The 1992 Cricket World Cup was held in Febuary and March. Once again, the Cricket World Cup is happening in these months.
12: Winners
In 1992, Pakistan was the unexpected winner of Cricket World Cup . In 2015, once again, the unexpected winner of Cricket World Cup is … let the unexpected happen first

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